Dr. Thomas D. Frank
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To my friends who enjoy a
glass of wine... And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water
there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli)
- Bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum,
whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a filtering
process and then fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to
drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a
public service.
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