Dr. Thomas D. Frank

 

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...  And those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer

there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated

that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - Bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,

whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a filtering

process and then fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

  

 

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